...I thought I would carry on for a tad 
Is it just me or can anyone else see these MP's expenses/allowances issues are a smoke screen? You know, preventing them with getting on with the real business of running what's left of the country (admittedly probably into the ground but well...).
Now, I am what is commonly known as apolitical - just ask my friend Abe Unlimited - I am too apathetic to be an anarchist and too overweight to be an activist - however what I definitely am not is blind!
If the main political parties aren't careful, we'll have the BNP as MEP's and then where will we all be? Course that is a bit of an oxymoron as allegedly they don't believe in Europe!
No longer are they swaggering around like something out of Clockwork Orange...no, no, these guys are walking around in suits and being very plausible in denial, their 3K white hoods neatly folded up as pocket handkerchiefs.
Look to your laurels (if you aren't too well fed from expensive restraunts on er...daily food allowances to see your backside) all you MP's out there, or summat nasty is going to creep up behind you to a Beethoven soundtrack, just ready to kick you in the head and drink a glass of milk to celebrate!
Mind you, if you see one drinking alcohol, do helpfully and sweetly remind them that we got pure alcohol from Islam, won't you and that the Swastika comes originally from India oh and that the original Aryan race were Persians?! NOT that I want to see Sharia law here either by the way because that's just as insidious. Britain is not a fascist or Islamic state - what it is is multicultural and vibrant because of it.
Diversity is what makes this world so interesting...let's appreciate and celebrate it and be nice to each other in the process. 
