His Hippiness has done something diabolical to the printer and it is refusing to obey my commands!
The hippy is in a whole heap of trouble when he comes in from work.
It's not like I haven't got one or two assignments to print now is it???
The shed for him tonight I think...I shall hide the camper van keys - no luxury for him! If I had a dog house he'd be in it! The metaphore will just have to do.
Grrrrrrr 
Oh, he's just pulled in to the drive...Right, where's the frying pan???
mrs-h-the-3rd
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The hippy lives for another day as I couldn't actually find the frying pan! Why? Oh, well...he burnt oil in it the other day and, instead of putting it in the sink after it had cooled he put it outside in the rain!!!
Got a great image in my head of you waving a frying pan above your head charging at him!