His Hippiness has done something diabolical to the printer and it is refusing to obey my commands!

The hippy is in a whole heap of trouble when he comes in from work.

It's not like I haven't got one or two assignments to print now is it???

The shed for him tonight I think...I shall hide the camper van keys - no luxury for him!  If I had a dog house he'd be in it!  The metaphore will just have to do.

Grrrrrrr 

Oh, he's just pulled in to the drive...Right, where's the frying pan???