His Hippiness has done something diabolical to the printer and it is refusing to obey my commands!
The hippy is in a whole heap of trouble when he comes in from work.
It's not like I haven't got one or two assignments to print now is it???
The shed for him tonight I think...I shall hide the camper van keys - no luxury for him! If I had a dog house he'd be in it! The metaphore will just have to do.
Grrrrrrr 
Oh, he's just pulled in to the drive...Right, where's the frying pan???
